My hair reeks of homosexuality.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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