How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
