He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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