he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
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