Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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