Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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