no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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