Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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