okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
Randomize
