i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize