There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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