Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Randomize