But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
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