Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
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