How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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