I looked at my own cervix.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
