READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
