I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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