Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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