your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
she pinky promised me she was 18
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
The ass gains better be worth it
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