her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
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