so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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