Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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