You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
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