I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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