return my video game
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You dont lie about slip and slides
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
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