How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
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