haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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