everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She announced her abortion via fbk
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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