What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Still dying that you shit outside
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize