her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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