My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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