she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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