Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you win again, gameday.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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