I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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