I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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