remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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