i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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