i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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