yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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