Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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