I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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