what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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