She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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