I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
