we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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