I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Randomize