even my farts smell like vagina
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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