i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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