ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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