Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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