There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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