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So drunk its hurt
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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